Zombie Doom is a horrible film. Train wreck horrible. 9/11 horrible.
Don't beleive me? Well, let's take a quick look:
Our three heroes are lost at sea. The motor on thier boat is out! If only there was another way to pilot the boat . . .
Yup, that's a sail boat they're on. I am not a sailor, but I don't think you need an engine on one of those. Plus, they're moving pretty fast for a disabled boat. Our three heroes end up getting caught by this weird milita group run by a guy named the Miester, aka Karl the Butcher Sr. He is accompanied by his son Karl the Butcher Jr. on a quest to build the "Miester Race," which has something to do with zombies and tin armor.
Plastic shields? Tin swords? No wonder why they need such an inspirational drill instructor.
For about the next 30 minutes, the Meister begins executing people. The heroes are tied up and forced to watch this. Over and over again.
Good thing there were only 4 traitors, otherwise they'd look pretty goofy building that guillotine.
I don't know what's funnier: the Zombie Maker's abrupt appearence or his glee when he gets free heads.
So there is a special division of guards just to do this?
Our heroes end up being let go, to be hunted down. They team up with another young man. He was a former milita man who turned into a anti-Miester insurgent. Together, they succesfully kill three guards. So what would you do next? Of course, you would ditch your new friend when the zombies show up.
The end result?
How did they fake this?
Was the kick in the face really necessary?
I think someone who talked shit while he was cut in half, um yeah, I wouldn't call him a wimp.
At this point, when Karl the Butcher Jr. said "Pull down his pants," I almost shut it off. I was relived when this is all that happened.
So about halfway through the movie we have a milita, zombies, torture, and a Hitler wannabe. Hmmm, what could be missing?
Now that the heroes we all met at the beginning are dead, we follow the insurgent and two karate chopping fools around as they start killing off the Miester's troops. The insurgent gets killed, so now we're just down to two heroes who A) we don't know thier names and B) don't appear until 45 minutes into the film.
Can you really have a flashback after your head explodes?
Ok. Ninjas. Zombies. Militas. Tin armor. Barbarians. Hmmm, what are we missing?
A) Magic
B) Jason Vorhees
C) Vega from Street Fighter
D) All of the above